September 2011
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walaakongpiso:
Girl: I’m having heart surgery today. Boy: I know. Girl: I love you! Boy: I love you more, much more!
After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed.
Girl: Where is he? Father: You don’t know who gave you the heart? Girl: What? (She starts crying) Father: I’m just kidding, he went to the toilet.
I still sleep with my teddy.
pinklolly:
Just sayin.
When people tell me I should stop being mean
caryrulesyourworld:
Good thing our students don't answer this way
baffledreverie:
Chemistry
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Chemistry
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Astronomy
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
..LOLOL OH DEAR. BAD IDEAS IN MY HEAD NOW!
Let me introduce you to my new heels....
wondrouslandofmakebelieve:
Some bitch with a fake Prada handbag hit my heel with her heel and completely scuffed my brand new shoes up. And she saw she did this, but showed no remorse. There’s a special place in hell for people like that, you know.